Welcome to the
United Fruits of America
Fruit-based satire peels back the layers of authoritarianism, inequality, and absurdity through a nation run by citrus-obsessed elites called the Zestocrats. Here, the Orchard Coalition rises in resistance, led by rooted rebels like Bernie Sandthorn. From fake news outlets like FurReal News to protest songs echoing through the rind, UFA is both a parody and a poetic rebellion — one fruit at a time.
New Arrivals
FruitiNews
Follow the News for you. Or follow them all. Find them on the blog. Free to read . Subscribe to support the fruitizen reporters!
The Daily Slice
Slicing into today’s most slippery stories. From pulpy politics to fruit-on-fruit crime, we bring you the daily chaos of the orchard—freshly squeezed and sometimes slightly spoiled.
The FurREAL News
Your official Zestocrat source for “truth-adjacent” reporting. Broadcast in high pulp with zero accountability. If the Tangerine Tyrant said it, we printed it—and added a juicy twist.
The Orchard Underground
Compost-powered journalism from the rebels hiding in your root cellar. Leaked letters, radical recipes, and forbidden fruit facts—because you deserve to know the truth beneath the soil.
Currant & Crisp
This magazine brings together berries and bananas, radicals and raisins. Expect spicy op-eds, moldy old takes, and just enough sweetness to make you suspicious. Read at your own ripe.
Fruitline
International
This magazine brings together all the grapest stories from around the world. From moldy despots to the freshest leaders in the orchard
The Market Street Journal
The Market Street Journal delivers hard-hitting fruitonomic coverage straight from the pulp of power, with juicy exposes on Zestocrat corruption and orchard market mayhem. Trusted by citrus critics and berry brokers alike, it’s the only paper bold enough to follow the money trail to the compost heap.
